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We have ceased trading all stupidly simple products. We live in a bus. It is not feasible to run a cosmetics business from a vehicle. All the product pages have been archived so if at a later date I want to start trading again I will. I might start blogging our adventures a bit more, we are certainly living an life less than ordinary. How much I can tell the public I dont know. We get up to some right ropey stuff, and at moment it is quite dull for us, as we are have been told to stop still by the police as we don't have an address. Scotland is edging out of lockdown so the mental torture of doing nothing should end soon.

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The start of a wild adventure

Beginners guide to fungi identification. Part 1

Making natural painkiller from meadowsweet filipendula ulmaria

Weed Pesto. Fat hen, dandelion and plantain.

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The Hunting, Butchering, and Cooking of Wild Haggis

What to Forage in January [coastal]

making butter and buttermilk the cheap and easy way.

christmas dinner for 20p.

Eat For Free, Rewild and Rebel